The state of British education is now so bad that the great unwashed aren't even taught how to utilise common items of furniture these days. Here we see a young shaver from a 'sink estate' baffled by a rush-bottomed chair. Yet this buffoon has recently been appointed to high office in a well-known chain of 'fast-food emporia' on a salary of several hundred pounds per annum. What message does this send out to his peers?
I have all this on good authority from Crown Prince Louis-Phillippe, who was a fellow guest of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence at their splendid rest home in Derbyshire. When he is returned to his rightful position he assures me that this sort of thing will be brought to a swift end. I look forward to a return of standards.
Saw a chap in town today in brown shoes. We have a long road ahead of us, I fear.
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